Well, ev'rybody's gettin' busy
The dance floor makes you dizzy
Love, smoke 'n' danger fill the air
Do not be mistaken
You'll do a lot more than shakin'
They keep it waitin', waitin'
Waitin' at the top o' the stairs

You'll get a lesson in good & evil
At the Church Bizarre
Deep inside the stained glass steeple
Of the Church Bizarre

Tell me so if ya wanna go
Let me know how far
Test your faith in ev'rything you are
At the Church Bizarre

Well, it was hard in the beginnin'
When they called it a religion
And the monastery was their house o' prayer
To worship, it was simple
They'd gather at the temple
And they'd savor ev'ry sin like they don't care

You'll get a lesson in good & evil
At the Church Bizarre
Deep inside the stained glass steeple
Of the Church Bizarre

Come on!

Tell me so if ya wanna go
Let me know how far
Test your faith in ev'rything you are
At the Church Bizarre

[Guitar Solo]

Whoo!
Oh, oh, oh, yeah!

[Breakdown]

Ev'ry kind, ev'ry color
Ev'ry blend of ev'ry breed
Ev'ry age an discover
The spiritual enlightenment they need

You'll get a lesson in good & evil
At the Church Bizarre
Deep inside the stained glass steeple
Of the Church Bizarre

One more time!

Tell me so if ya wanna go
Let me know how far
Test your faith in ev'rything you are
At the Chruch Bizarre

Ow!
Look out!
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